Ah, Spring. It is that time of year when the thaw begins and the world begins to escape the icy grip of winter. It is a time when those who escaped the deadly grasp of winter crawl out from their hiding places and rejoice, for it is time for life to begin anew. It is the beginning of another chapter in the great cycle of life. It is a time of transition - a wondrous time of year, full of limitless potential for everyone…
Well, except for Shikimoko, because he’s dead…
Yeah… about that… There was an “accident” at Rogue’s Castle. Shiki and I were feeding Kibbles his weekly required cake when Shiki slipped on a conveniently-placed, barely-visible tripwire and fell in. Kibbles normally would have recognized his master and saved him, but I must have accidentally added hallucinogens to my cakes while making them instead of the usual sugar (an honest mistake, really, as I keep them next to each other in my pantry). It was a horrific sight and, I assure you, I wept uncontrollably and not at all laughed maniacally as Shiki was devoured alive by the raging Kibbles. Tragically, the only thing Shiki had time to do was sign this Last Will and Testament leaving the clan to me.
So… Yeah… About that “time of transition and time for change” from earlier… Thing are going to change.
Starting this Easter Sunday, Rogue Ninja Civilization is no more. We have no need in this world for ninjas, just as Kim Jong Un has no need for a butthole. Thus, I am instituting a change that will transform the RNC into the RDC – The Rogue Doctor Civilization! It will be a glorious new clan that will sweep across Gielinor like Blue’s Mom at an all-you-can-eat Buffet! Of course, as is standard in all
- The new clan uniform will be changed from a Rogue Outfit to a Doctor Hat and Lab Coat.
- New leadership requirements will be changed from level 75 Thieving and 75 Agility to 75 Constitution and 75 Herblore.
- All clan members will be required to learn the triage system and carry a cadeuceus at all times.
- All clan members will be required to “donate” to a group malpractice fund that will definately not be used to pay off Dr. Bad’s gambling debts.
- Taco Tuesdays
If you have any objections, feel free to say so in the CC or on the new poll to your right. All dissenters will be treated with upmost respect and ushered into a new soundproof reeducation booth to… er… give the clan helpful new suggestions as to how it can be better run or something (whatever it takes to get you into the booth).
Anyways. I sincerely hope that the transition is peaceful and non-violent, but, if it isn’t, I do request that you try to keep the lungs, liver, heart, and kidney intact during the infighting. They're worth the most on the human organ market.
Thank You For Your Time,
Dr Bad, New Clan Leader